I hear y’all Christians been actin’ like them Catholics
I also hear there’s a lot of skeletons in y’alls attics
Had to move them from the closet just to be better safe than sorry
Couldn’t have the church girls you smash findin’ you out accidentally
After all it’s all about gettin’ on their knees and givin’ you an offerin’
No wonder it’s all smiles and love every time we see you
You just got off with the college freshman who used to be in your youth group