Drunk enough to be completely real
Let me tell you how I really feel
Let me tell you about the cards Life will deal
Let me tell everything people are too afraid to spill
Used to crush on girls like Britt and BBB
Girls that didn’t even follow me
The reason why I’m not who I used to be
Now only true love can set me free
Trying my best to be optimistic
about the girls I always seem to pick
Balancing hope with being realistic
It’s so hard not to be misogynistic
