I wanted to try something new
So I took a chance with you
“Hey, you wanna hangout?”
“Sorry, I already have plans to go out.”
“That’s cool, maybe next time”
Not knowing I was just another dude in line
But Monday comes and I’m smarter now
“Wanna make plans?” What’s your excuse now
It’s too early to already have plans
You’re pretty but there ain’t that much demand
To my surprise you decline again
This time you made plans a weeks ago with your other friend
Realizing there’s no way to win
I give up and our friendship comes to an end

To the girls I write about and the ones I used to know
It’s nothing personal but I have to let go
Don’t get me wrong, I appreciate all the love you show
But if I keep these hard feelings I’ll never grow
I know it sounds like I hate women
But truth be told I just don’t wanna get hurt again
Told the perfect girl I just wanted to be friends
Because I know every good thing
eventually comes to an end
It’s all love, I hope you can understand
I hope you know I still call you the perfect woman
I hope you know none of this was planned
I hope you know I’m still you’re biggest fan

Drunk enough to be completely real
Let me tell you how I really feel
Let me tell you about the cards Life will deal
Let me tell everything people are too afraid to spill
Used to crush on girls like Britt and BBB
Girls that didn’t even follow me
The reason why I’m not who I used to be
Now only true love can set me free
Trying my best to be optimistic
about the girls I always seem to pick
Balancing hope with being realistic
It’s so hard not to be misogynistic

Trying to convince you that I’m right for you
But truth be told I’m more skeptical of you
All too familiar with the stuff girls like you do
I know it sounds bad but you know it’s true
And it’s only with the light skins and whites
I know it’s offensive but you know I’m right
Been thinking about you all day and night
I could be wrong but you seem worth the fight
Truth be told I just want someone who’ll tell me
everything’s gonna be alright